What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Hey, Max!!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

thumb_up thumb_down -21

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

anti jokes

thumb_up thumb_down -27

who farted your mother

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

thumb_up thumb_down -29

GINGER PEOPLE

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops