man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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WNBA

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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