Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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