Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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democracy

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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women outside of the kitchen

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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asian drivers.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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