The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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How did the girl die? 25.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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