What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

i love huge wieners.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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