tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Watch your lips.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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twilight

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Heartlight

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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