What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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whats brown? poop.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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