Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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The penn state football administration

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Hippopatomous!

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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