- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

What's a small person? A midget

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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