- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Republicans

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

women playing football?

Black people. They are so kind.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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