Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Hearpin my durp

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Anti Joke

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