- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

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