- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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