A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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This is not a joke.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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hi. thats what she said.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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