- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

a ginger has a soul

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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