how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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poop

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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