What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

YOLO MAH BROLO

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Get in the Batmobile.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

women have rights

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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