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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Your mother is a man.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

knock knock how there me ok come in

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

knock knock who's there police

Womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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