- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Doorbell salesman.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

Like if you like big tits.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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