What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

fack me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Spread the net.

I'm a like whore

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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