- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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