how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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