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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

whats a willy? -brock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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