You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Unnnnnnnn

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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