A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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19th amendment

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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THE GAME

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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