What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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