- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Weiner

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

PENIS

Stephen Walking.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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