- Anti Joke

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Chicken

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.