Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Obama

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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