Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Yo mamas so fat

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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