The Bible

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Meow.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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penis

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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