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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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