- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is a Chinaman

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

What are we then hypocrites?

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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