Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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You just won the game...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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