What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

your father died

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

buttcrack thumbs up

How did th-A fridge.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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