An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Cleveland winning something

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Welcome To Facebook

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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