Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Zach Barlow

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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