What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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