- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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