- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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