- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Obama

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Jews

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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