Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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