A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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