- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Shut the cork up!

I had sex. Just kidding.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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