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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

How old are you? 20

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

dead battery come on down

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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