- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Knock knock --Come in.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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