You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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I lost my tractor.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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