- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Farts smell bad!

Knock, Knock. Come In.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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