womens rights

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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