How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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