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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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