What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Women.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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