- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

I never asked for this.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

hi

Your social life.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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