Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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she wasn't 18

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obama

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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God is real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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