- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

guess what chicken butt

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

you just contradicted yourself.

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