- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

want a balloon? yeah

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

Kenny died. The Bastards.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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