You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Woman.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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