- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

alston wang

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

I ponder

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A walrus walks into a bar

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Vagina ass.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

neil patrick harris

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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