- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

my namew is jd

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Keep up the fun Nero!

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why did he die? He was sick.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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