Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Your mums a penis joke.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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This is not a joke.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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