- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Matt is not funny.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Knock Knock! Come in.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

A woman leaves the kitchen.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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