- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Garry Glitters on here

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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