Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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