- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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