Women's rights...

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

The Bible

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Anti Joke

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